He's a Jew!!!11onewonjuan

Once, he was either a secret Muslim, or a radical white-hating acolyte of Reverend Jeremiah Wright, or the Anti-Christ (but only when speaking in his Anti-Christy backward's language). Then came this:

President Obama and his family will mark the beginning of Passover with a Seder at the White House with friends and staff.

Salon's Alex Koppelman snarks, "[I]t turns out Obama isn't a secret Muslim, after all. He's a secret Jew."