Sunday, April 19, 2009

Which is the joke?

This picture:


... or, this story?
A hunter sees a bear off in the distance, carefully aims and fires. Bang! He sees the bear go down, and goes to retrieve his prey. But, when he arrives at the spot where his downed bear should be, there's no bear there.

Suddenly there is a tap on his shoulder. The hunter turns... and it's the bear!

"Did you just shoot at me?" asks the bear.

He's alone in the woods, this hunter. Just he and this huge bear, with his sharp bear claws and long bear teeth. "Umm... well, not really," says the nervous hunter, his eyes darting back and forth looking for an escape. "I... I... I... I was aiming for something else."

Knowing better, and seeking revenge -- but, being without a gun of his own -- the bear orders the hunter, "Suck my dick."

Not wanting to get shredded by this angry bear, of course, but seeing no way out, the hunter reluctantly complies.

The next morning, the humiliated hunter goes to a gun shop and asks for a 12-gauge shotgun and deer slug ammo. With his new purchases, he returns to the woods and spots what looks like the same bear. He aims carefully and squeezes off a round. Bang! Drop. Certain that he did the job this time, the hunter confidently strolls over to the where he saw the bear go down, only to find that -- again! -- the bear is not where it should be.

Instead, there's another tap on the shoulder. It's the bear.

"You just shot at me again, didn't you?"

"Ummm... na- na- na- no," says the nervous hunter. Again, trapped.

"Yes, you did," says the bear. "Pull your pants down and bend over that log."

The hunter, having no other choice, again complies and receives his humiliating punishment.

Now twice humiliated, the hunter returns to the gun shop and asks for the biggest, baddest gun the store has. He leaves with a brand new elephant gun and heads for woods, determined to take care of this bear -- once and for all -- and to have his revenge.

He sees the bear again off in the distance, aims very carefully, holds his breath, and squeezes the trigger. Bang! Drop. Absolutely convinced that he made his mark this time, the hunter runs to the area where he saw the bear drop. Only, again, the bear is not where he saw it fall!

He gets the tap on the shoulder he knows is coming and turns to face his quarry.

The bear stares at him for what seemed like a lifetime. Finally, the bear speaks.

"You don't come here to hunt, do you?"

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