The next bin Laden?

Pakistani Baitullah Mehsud called up the Associated Press and NBC News and announced that A) his group was responsible for bombing a Lahore police academy on Monday, and B) he was planning an attack on the White House "soon" that would "amaze the world."

He's already fingered with the assassination of Pakistani ex-premiere Benazir Bhutto. I say we start carpet bombing South Warziristan. It worked before to beat those tribal fanatics into submission.